31 Responses to “What Is The Best Place To Stop And Relieve Yourself While You Are Driving Home Drunk ?”

1. Λиδѓεy™ Says:
   September 21st, 2009 at 5:04 pm

   U should not drive after u drank alcohol. U may have an accident and injure or kill somebody. Be more responsible…if u do not care about your life at least care for that of others!

2. cupnjaw Says:
   September 21st, 2009 at 6:01 pm

   at a local bar

3. ib Says:
   September 21st, 2009 at 9:22 pm

   In the country?! Isn’t that where your drunk *** should be driving anyway?

4. Investor 2006 Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 am

   I would recommend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. They usually have restrooms, and they’ll even give you a ride home.

5. zed10096 Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 2:26 am

   you shouldnt drink and drive…the beer spils everywhere

6. Anonymous Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 6:05 am

   Please Drink responsably next time, there’s a lot of people out there that care about their families, ask for a ride, tell a friend to take you home, call a cab, stay there and sleep over, there are so many things you can do smarter than drunk driving.

7. dogsdinn Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 am

   hmmm let me see!! If you’re not joking then your just an idiot who needs to grow up!!!!

8. madjenny Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm

   The morgue… preferably by yourself.

9. firestar Says:
   September 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm

   in a dark alley. dont get robbed though.

10. Shortstu Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Yah, gee, you wouldn’t want to get reported for drunk driving would you? The next time you’ve had too much to drink, use the restroom at the drinking establishment & then call a cab. You can pick your car/truck up the next day.

11. The Emperor of Ecstasy Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    and also be arrested for exposing yourself in public…..best do it at the bar before leaving, or in your pants…..there washable….dont ya know…..

12. Bridget Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 am

    You know better than that !
    Quit being an Jack A**….a lot of people have lost there children and whole family’s to drunk drivers. Now if you want to take your own life that’s one thing, but there is baby’s and Children in those cars and they are Innocent and don’t deserve to die at the hands of some stupid SOB that just don’t have any respect for life.
    Now straighten up and act like a real man !

13. 1401 Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 am

    your a jerk

14. wolfchat Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 am

    dont stop i like the wet feeling

15. mickey g Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 am

    jail. they have the best places to pee.

16. curiously strong Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    on the interstate…but make sure you get to a place where there is a double yellow line and put one foot on one line and one on the other and pee inbetween them so the urine runs down the center

17. Anonymous Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    the police station,,there pretty good,hell you’ll even get a bed for the night.

18. polished Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    At any well-lit intersection. Not only will you be giving everyone some entertainment, there are many items to aim at, even moving ones! If you are peeing in the intersection, you won’t be driving.
    Your best bet, if you don’t want to stop, is to either take a container and do it en route, or tie it in a knot.

19. CoronaGi Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 12:46 am

    Yo mammas house.

20. Diamond in the Rough Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 5:57 am

    Drink at home and alleviate that problem

21. Shayna Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Penitentiary.

22. Dwayne Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Do it in somebody’s front yard. Before they recover, you will be gone.

23. Answerfi Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    don’t drive when you are drunk but the best place to stop is the gas station

24. shimmysh Says:
    September 24th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    I THINK THE BEST WAY TO RELIEVE YOURSELF IS TO DRIVE STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE STATION WHERE U BELONG THAT WAY WHEN U FINISH U CAN REPORT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT!!!

25. Uncle Tim Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 3:27 am

    find a patrol car on the side of the road… piss on it’s left front tire so you are sure to be on camera.

26. §Sally§ Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 3:41 am

    At the police station. They’d never expect a drunk to ask to use their restrooms.

27. scorpion Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 5:55 am

    In your pants

28. Extra Blue Note Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 8:15 am

    The seven eleven. After you’ve drained your tank you can fil it back up with a double gulp.

29. Samslou Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Stop by the local police station and ask to use the facilities. I’m sure they will be very accommodating.

30. rosiejac Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Gas Station. I always stop here and my man is wit me we have a quicky. You know what if you ever go to a gas station restroom it i svery easy to do it in there. Nobody seems to be paying attention!!

31. #%$*&♥♥ SeXY BuT SweEt♥♥#%$*& Says:
    September 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    you should not drive drunk

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